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HAY. Who turned out the lights?

My coworker, that’s who! Yep, he had worked himself into yet another tizzy about some little thing that a teacher did wrong, and he got up and walked out of the office in a huff… but not before making sure to turn off the lights for some reason!

Did he forget I was here? Was he suddenly feeling environmentally friendly? I have never come into this office during the day with the lights turned out. He only turns them off when he’s gone for the day. Weirdo.

Anyway, I’m bored. Waiting on this computer to update so we can use it to re-image another one. If you have no idea what that means, it’s okay. It’s even more boring when you DO know what it means.

So, Roger Friedman. Heard the name yet? He’s the idiot who got himself fired for reviewing “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” in his newspaper column. You can read up on the details here. Needless to say, the FBI is already investigating

Okay, maybe this is kinda obvious, but I’m going to say it anyway. The movie got leaked earlier than anything like this has ever been leaked before. On top of that, it’s an incomplete work print. It’s lacking special effects and even some full scenes. Why on earth would you even bother downloading it, let alone review it? Waste of time, if you ask me. You’re completely ruining the cinematic experience for yourself by watching the incomplete version of the movie on your freakin’ computer. Then there’s the fact that you’re downloading a movie that you’re not even supposed to see yet… and reviewing it for your column. I mean, come on, did you really think you could do that? You don’t review a pirated movie for your nationally syndicated newspaper column, ROGER. Especially when you work for FOX news! Good grief, man, get a grip!

All right, I’m done. 🙂 Oh hey, fun fact of the day: My coworker keeps a can of cinnamon on his desk. Know what it’s for? To put on his McSkillet burrito every morning.

I wish I was kidding.

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